Because I'm Really a 12 Year Old

As many have gathered, I enjoy reading bad British Tabloids like the Daily Mail. Occasionally they will have SCIENCE! articles. This morning, I read the following article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2277954/Japanese-scientists-discover-sea-slugs-RE-GROW-penis-old-drops-sex.html

Okay, I did not actually read the entire article. I read the headline and the first paragraph and started giggling, because I'm obviously about 12 years old. 

Then I made this:

The thought occurred to me that scientists must study the sexual habits of creatures like this just so that they can come up with terms like "penis-in-waiting."

Now excuse me while I go look at something very sad so that I can stop giggling.